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Loving brussels sprouts just like Beach Boys

I sit in shock and wonder;  I don’t know what to say.  It hits me that The Beach Boys have been recording for 51 years.  That’s six years longer than I’ve been
alive; and the latter is a very long time.

I can’t say that I’ve ever been the biggest fans of the
Boys, but I have always admired what they stood for.  In the early days of Rock ‘n Roll they were the godfathers
of the strand, working the beaches of Southern California in that cool,
laid-back fashion.  They were a
symbol of relaxed adventure at a time when a lot of people needed that.

I remember as a child in the 70s thinking that The Beach
Boys were already ancient.  In my
room you might hear the likes of The Clash, Pistols, Iggy Pop or other sundry
loud bands from the day.  The Beach
Boys?  I wouldn’t have listened to
them if you paid me, and in the common areas of our house one was much more
likely to hear classical music or the folk music popularized in that era. 

My god, I’m talking about eras.  That’s it; time to throw in the towel.  What’s next?  I’ll like cauliflower and brussels sprouts?  Well, I do so there you have it.  I’m no longer capable of hiding my age.  Where’s my Metamucil; the orange
flavored kind, that is?  I’m very
particular when it comes to that.

Luckily I started enjoying Brussels sprouts and cauliflower
years ago since they are so ridiculously delicious, but it still surprises me
how many people still won’t touch them. 
I have written about both before but one can never write too many good
things about brussels sprouts, so here they are getting another free plug from

My first reintroduction to brussels sprouts as a young adult
was at John Steven, Ltd., a great little gastro-pub in Fells Point Baltimore at
which I worked as the sous chef. 
While a student in Mob Town, I worked full-time in the restaurant
business at places such as The Polo Grill, Citronelle, Weber’s on Boston, Nacho
Mama’s, and of course the aforementioned John Steven.

I learned about a great many things on this post, one of
which was to work with produce companies who would stop by to sell me their
leftovers and another which was to walk down to Fells Point Meats (then in the
Broadway Market) for fresh meats and poultry.

On one occasion the produce guy stopped by with a pretty
rough looking case of beets and another one of brussels sprouts; I took them
both not knowing what I was going to do with them.

A mere half-hour later I was trying to convince the wait
staff that brussels sprouts were delicious.  No one would try them, reinforcing my notion as to why I
hadn’t had them in years. I persisted, and one by one the servers tried and
love the sprouts.  They were a hit.

They were an easy sale for the servers.  It became a challenge for them as they
themselves had been so surprisingly converted as had I.  The more the customer gave the stinky
lip at the sound of brussels sprouts, the more the servers made it their
mission to ensure the guests that we were serving good food.  The guests would cave, and the guests would
invariably enjoy our little teeny cabbage heads.

It’s all in a day’s work.  And while I am happy to say that my old age is not the era
in which I started to enjoy these crunchy cruciferous cabbages, I enjoy them
more and more as I creep towards my golden anniversary of life. 

I guess you can’t ask more than that, can you?  Now, if only I can get this blasted
Beach Boys song out of my head.  It’s
worse than that Celine Dion tune that haunted me for a month.

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

serves 6

1 Lb. fresh brussels

4 oz. country ham,

2 oz. unsalted butter

2 Tbsp.  EV Olive oil

3 sprigs fresh thyme

4 cloves garlic

1 whole shallot,
diced or julienne

juice and zest of 1

Salt & pepper to

Cut the stems off of the brussels sprouts and
then cut the little heads in half

Cook the country ham strips in a medium hot pan
until crispy

Add the butter and add the olive oil, thyme,
garlic, shallot, juice and zest and ham

Toss the sprouts in the pan and then toss them
to coat evenly

If your pan is oven proof, place it in the
oven.  Otherwise, spread the
sprouts evenly on a baking sheet

Place in a 350-degree oven until they are
tender, about 30 minutes, give or take. Don’t forget that all ovens are
different so get used to your own oven

These are great with roasted meats, grilled or
roasted chicken or items that have a stronger flavor from a more aggressive
cooking technique such as grilling, roasting, broiling and even frying